What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Your going to be alright just relax

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Innocent before proven guilty

Bible.. Hm.?

Lose lips shimk ships.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Maybe leave out

What did one boob say to the other boob

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

This isn't going to, hurt.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

I don't like

I don't like religions.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

I like God is love and lives within you.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

You shall not bear false witness.

But this is not

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Deuteronomy 17

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?